So everyone else already did a Twilight movie review. Now it's my turn. Of course, it's basically just repeated criticism of what's already been said by Sabs, Melia and many others xD
*laughs nervously* ahahaha. You people are going to hate me for this...
I went to watch it at the movies...twice.
NO NO WAIT DON'T KILL ME YET /persuasivedon'tkillmetone
I went to watch it again because when I watched it the first time I already had all these assumptions about how bad the movie will be and that it made a horrible impression to others. (Oh God what am I blabbering about it's 5 am D:) So anyway, I tried clearing all bad thoughts about the movie and watched it again. I have to say, it wasn't that bad. Compare it to any other movie and it's okay.
BUT US TRUE TWILIGHT FANS WON'T TAKE THIS CRAP WILL WE?!
Nah. As Sabs said, the movie is filled with pointless and constipated stalker-ish staring. No chemistry at all. You don't see a change in Bella's emotions/expressions AFTER she starts dating Edward. I'm disliking the cast except for Jasper, Alice, Charlie, Emmett, James...
okay everyone's fine except Bella and Edward. Huge jaw guy and B:> faced sexy brunette. Turn your head sideways you'll see the emot. That's how her face looked like in the whole movie. Bella already looks pretty now. I wonder what she'll look like when she actually turns into a vampire. More make-up I suppose, to look more mature. >_>;
What's with Bella's outfits anyway? She's supposed to sleep in old sweats. What do we get instead? We get tank tops, designer clothes, and pants that only cover your butt. It's the opposite for Edward though, who's supposed to be very stylish. He just wears a plain t-shirt. OH MY GOD A NEW TREND LET'S ALL WEAR PLAIN COLOURED T-SHIRTS.
And his walk...the kelly walk? xD he's got a bouncy walk. Not attractive at all.
I also agree with Sabs about everyone having perfect skin and stuff xD the vampires didn't really stand out then besides being incredibly pale (aka covered in powder) and freakishly old to still be in high school. They cut out all the wit, the intimate conversations. They replaced it with 'swinging-in-trees' scene and romantic 'lying-on-grass-where-Edward's-chest-hair-appears-and-disappears-magically) scene.
I liked the baseball scene the most though. That was cool. Especially when Jasper was doing that little trick which is SO INCREDIBLY CUTE 8D with the baseball bat and the cuteness.
haha @ kiss scene being cut out. I'm surprised there wasn't a mob of angry fangirls forming in the cinema D: I heard Stephanie herself cut out the scene. Is that true? Since the whole world didn't get to see it either.
OKAY FUN FACTS:
1) In the scene where Bella comes into her room for the first time, look hard for a naked barbie doll that's propped up against the wall. Ohohoho it's there.
2) Stephanie Meyer was in the movie. But that's pretty obvious.
3) Edward's chest hair can disappear and reappear. Magic.
There's also news about New Moon and Eclipse being made into movies. |: I wonder where this will go. Also, the general reason why many people dislike the whole twilight series is because they say it's kinda of like Stephanie's fantasy written and by some luck, published. Thing is, it's a fantasy that almost every teenage girl in the world has. Same goes to going to a magic school to be a wizard/witch. It's a fantasy that almost everyone has. Deal with it.
ONE MORE THING xD remember a few months ago I made a post about this actor that I saw from The Scorpion King 2? The one where I was actually kinda gatal and posted a picture of the guy with no shirt on. Here's the link to the post. Well it turns out there's rumours of him actually replacing the role of Jacob in New Moon xD poor poor sharkboy. Just rumours though. Hm.
Anyway, point is i'm psychic.
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