Transformers, more than meets the eye.

Robots in disguise lalalala *dances*

ANYWAYS *cough* since Sabrena pinched my cheeks at school telling me to write in Pure English from now on, I'm...just going to do that lol >_>

So after school today dad was like 'MOVE MOVE MOVE GET IN THE CAR' and I thought someone was following us or he really needed to get back to the office, but it turns out he wanted to get to the mall in time to get movie tickets for Transformers.

I really gotta say, Perangin Mall (sorry if the spelling is wrong, it just sucks so bad I don't even bother to look at the name) SUCKS TO THE MAX. Well atleast the cinema does. The friggin' lights on the Now Seating cinema signs are broken and "kelip-keliping". The toilet's so small and it's hidden in the corner o_O I can't even close the door without standing behind the toilet first.

But anyway, on to today's main topic. CINEMA AUDIENCE.

Have you ever went to the movies, gotten yourself the combo set that includes the 16oz drink and fresh caramel popcorn, found your seat with no problem, but only to realize that someone took your seat by "mistake". To avoid awkwardness, you just stare at them for a really long time till they notice and move away. And if they don't, you start coughing in their face. Maybe even slip in a few 'unfriendly' words between coughs.

So you're sitting in that cushy seat. Ready to feast your eyes on the movie you've been waiting for months. Occasionally while waiting for the movie to start, a few people will walk in front of you to get to their seat, and step on your foot. Then they realize they got the wrong place and instead of walking all the way to the other side, they double-back and pass in front of you AGAIN and step on your foot AGAIN.

Okay, so the movie's started. Finally, you're so excited your seat's shaking. NO WAIT, it's not you, it's just that annoying couple who brought their little 5 year olds to the movies because they couldn't be bothered to find a babysitter, kicking your chair, swinging their legs and kicking again over and over and over. You turn around and ask them to stop. But ohh you know they're gonna do it again, if not now, during the most interesting part of the movie.

So until the little kid decides to start kicking again, you can hear him (usually it's a boy) talking to his mother and moving around saying 'mummy, I need to peepee' or asking his daddy if that's the bad guy or what is that male dog doing to the female. The mom and dad failing to hear (or atleast pretend to) ignore them and we're the one having to deal with their babbling.

Then there's the group of teenagers that just can't turn their damn hand phones off as if it's their lifeline. Once, I saw this girl SMS another girl who was sitting right beside her. Then they giggled. I kept shushing and shushing and tut tut tut'ing them but still. *sigh*

Another one is the middle-aged guy who figures that he's gone through a long days work and that his giant feet deserve a rest. So he takes off his shoes revealing his sweaty moldy 3 year old socks. And what's worse, he crosses his legs (the manly way, where you just put the one foot on the other knee) and you'd eventually die of the stench because oh, guess what? He doesn't care that's his foot is right behind your head, a few inches away from your face and nose. And he's wiggling his chubby toes and knocking your head. All I could think of at the time was 'Hey, does anybody remember that scene from prison break where the mob guy cuts off the guy's toe with a plier?'

And then there's those people who figure they can get away with talking on the phone by whispering. But what they're whispering...

'AH CHONG AH? BLAH BLAH BLAH HAIYAH..'
'HAH! CIK KIAH! NIH, CIK DENGOR TOK HARI TUH, BLAH BLAH BLAH KANGKUNG BLAH BLAH PAK LAH..'

So I had all those plus a few screaming kids at the back. I almost went nuts. When the movie ended I threw this paper ball I had at the group of girls that were damn noisy just now, but I missed. Scrunching up that paper ball wasn't exactly enjoyable either...it wasn't paper, it was plastic paper, the HARD kind so...ow to paper cuts.

Oh and about that kid who wouldn't stop kicking the chairs, my mother turned around and told the father to stop his son from kicking the chair. When she turned around, the guy leaned forward and said 'He's not my son'.

LMAOOO

*cough* Ehum, still..from now on mom wants a little squirt gun so that she can squirt water at the A-holes without them noticing it. I just told dad I wanted a shotgun. I mean seriously, at one point I was so annoyed I wanted to stand on my seat so that NOBODY at the back line can watch lolol.

Oh man...until the next movie trip:

Pochapple.

Hey that's kinda catchy lol.

Pochapple pochapple pineappple

MO' APPLE!

Love ya's (not really)

Sudah pukul 1 pagi...

...dan saya baru sahaja selesai mandi dan bersiap-siap untuk tidur :D tapi, pi bukak komputer pulak. Abang baru je beli laptop baru, siap boleh twist, turn, lipat dan macam-macam lagi. Cuma risau nanti patah >_>;

Kepada sesiapa yang belum lagi tengok Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, silakan tengok. Best jugak walaupun I tak tengok the first movie ._." (reasons unknown). First-first pergi Mid Valley Megamall, shopping. I tak beli apa pun. The RM1.oo punya plastik table cloth yang jual kat Ace Hardware to pun I tak beli. Atuk tersayang ku pergi beli "Magic Saw" kat kedai yang jauh nun di sebelah kedai aroma apa entah. Magic Saw tu boleh potong apa-apa, kaca boleh, besi boleh, PVC boleh, nak sunat pun pakai tu no problem. Cuma kena asah dululah.

Lepas habis shopping, pergi makan dekat food court where my favourite ikan bakar stall is *sound effects angels kat ~haaaaaaaa~*. Yang pedas-pedas tu, my favourite is the ikan pari. Tapi sekarang dah imun dah kut dekat kepedasannya pasal dulu first time makan sampai berpeluh-peluh, nangis serta terkeluar sedikit hingus. Sekarang tarak rasa apa.

Anyways, lepas tu balik sekejap, pick up paksu dan maksu pastu terus pi tengok wayang. Syok-syok, tiba-tiba dua budak kecik duk kat belakang. My brother dah siap dah cakap "THERE'S A KID SITTING AT THE BACK, WE'RE SCREWWWEEDDD" because we all know how some kids can be annoying in movie theaters.... >_<;

Masa dah habis movie, kakiku yang sungguh lembik seperti jelly, terkepit kat between tangga dengan seat tu somehow dan terlanggar satu couple kat sebelah tu. Tapi kesianlah kat saya juga, kaki still sakit lagi. Dan oleh itu, abangku volunteer nak bagi piggy back sampai ke kereta. Aku tau dia takkan larat pasal beratku seperti seekor anak lembu (as quoted from my sekolah rendah classmates). Tapi dia angkat jugak. Oh terharunyaaaaa T_T. Tapi sayang ayah dan mak marah so kena turun juga.

Bila balik tu, terus bagi yang leftover popcorn dekat sepupuku, Adam dan Sarah (gambar ada kat friendster) Habis sapu semua, siap sapu kat tilam lagi pasal Sarah ingatkan tu yellow-coloured snow o_o;

Okey dokey. My brother baru tanya I tulis blog ke tulis novel. Taulah dah panjang sangat but if you're reading this, you've probably read the whole thing *thumbs up*

Until next time, baiiiii. <3

First post.

AHAHAHAH *laughs like a maniac* IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIIVEEEEE!

Okay what I meant by that is that I finally pulled up my pants, got out of the toilet and got my own blog. I wouldn't make one on friendster for personal reasons (people who have tried to find out what those reasons were suddenly....disappeared) =)

On to business, hari ni I tak pi sekolah. WHY?! Yelah yelah taulah orang mesti ingat aku tak larat nak lari untuk Merentas Desa (which is half true). Tapi alasan sebenarnya is because I'm going to KL to visit my brother *menari macam budak kecik* and at the same time ada family reunion.

Baiklah, saya nak tanya everybody yang sedang baca blog ni. To those people who always cakap "say whatever you want about me, I couldn't care less". Yelah, I taulah hang tak kisah. Tapi mesti ada terasa sikit kan? For example, if I said something about yo momma, mesti marah jugak kan? Takkanlah tu kira tak kisah. Kalau kita balas apa yang orang tu cakap, kira kita kisahlah kan? Tapi saya takdelah nak kata apa-apa about the say whatever you blah blah blah thing, this just happened to cross my mind.

Ah....taktau nak cakap apa lagi =| *garu pipi* dahlah, that's all for now until I come back online 10 minutes later >_>;