Friday, July 18, 2008

*picks nose*

There's no denying it. Everybody picks their nose, it's just a matter of when and where xD I guess the bathroom would be the most appropriate place to do it. But...where's the worst I wonder? =D Maybe while you're walking and someone takes a snapshot of you, or maybe when you thought no one was watching, suddenly your crush comes walking past and saw XD OR! OR MAYBE, while you're at school in front of Miss K.

That'd be a nightmare.

Anyway, the only reason i'm rambling on about people picking their noses is because I just snorted up some Ice Lemon tea D: wanted to be fast fast, I guess I tilted the tin too high up and a few drops went into my nose. Thank God i'm in dad's office, I can choke all I want to lol.

Hmm, now I remember. Last Wednesday our school had this ceramah about HIV/AIDS. I think it would've been quite interesting if I hadn't slept through the whole thing, due to my recent obsession of Twilight and such (didn't get enough sleep). But anyway, that doesn't matter...well okay, I guess it kinda does. Now I feel scared and uninformed, like as if I can get AIDS any second now. I'm being paranoid I know but like, lmao.

But what I really wanted to tell you guys is this incident that happened while me and Maz were walking back from the staff room before the ceramah. I'm not mad or upset about it or anything, it's just..funny lol. Kinda hilarious after Maz told me what I said. Anyway, Maz and I were walking back from the staff room because we wanted to see if Ms. Salfini still wanted us to stay back from chem. We couldn't find her, so we proceeded to going back into the hall. Unfortunately for me, I have a small bladder. So I needed to go to the toilet.

You see, when I need to pee REALLY bad, I don't really concentrate on the way I walk. In fact, I look pretty ridiculous at the time. Like some guy trying to kepit kepit his thingy to look like a girl (oh yes, this happens). So I walked slowly, unintentionally dragging my shoes.

And we all know what happens when you drag your shoes in SGGS as a student.

I was so close to the toilet...so close. I passed by a teacher (I won't mention her name lol) and wished her good afternoon. Then she started yelling at me xD I was like..swt. Maz was like..o.o It was so sudden I swear we didn't see it coming lol. She continued to yell at me. I thought she was complaining about how I walked. You know, how unlady-like it looks (which I agree XD) so I was trying to explain to her that I really needed to use the bathroom. But she kept yelling. And I went on and on blabbering, trying to explain the situation and what caused the pelikness of my walking.

Teacher: WHY MUST WALK LIKE THAT? CANNOT WALK PROPERLY KA?
Me: No..teacher, I really need to use the toilet..this is-
Teacher: NEED TO USE THE TOILET THEN GO LAH, WHY MUST TELL THE WORLD WITH YOUR FEET?
Me:...eh, what's wrong with my feet?
Teacher: WHY MUST YOU DRAAAG YOUR FEET LIKE THAT? WHY-

*A group of Malay girls walks by, dragging their shoes*

Teacher: *grabs a hard-cover book and smacks their butt*
Me: O_O
Malay girls: o.O what the..
Teacher: WALK PROPERLY LA, LIFT YOUR FEET.
Me: But teacher...I just really need to use the toilet, I don't normally drag my sho-
Teacher: SAY 'SORRY TEACHER, I WON'T DO IT AGAIN'. NO NEED TO GIVE EXCUSE EXCUSE
Me: *gives up*...sorry teacher *smiles awkwardly*
Teacher: Ha, go!
Me: *runs to toilet*

The reason I ran was because I could see this other teacher closing up on us and she looked like she wanted to join in with the yelling. o_o;

Ah, well. Still funny lol. Such a fun school. I really hope no teacher reads this and starts talking about it at perhimpunan again. :| i'm not insulting anyone really (other than myself if you haven't noticed) and i'm not complaining about the school.

Maz was wondering later why I was talking about something else when the teacher asked me a different question XD ahhhh. I'm so sorry Maz that you had to be dragged into the situation. Kesian you :[

Also, that magazine cover of Edward and Bella looks..disturbing. The guy's got his shirt unbuttoned and like..wth. Doesn't look like it fits with the book at all. xD I'll put a picture here later.

See, this is why reading it is always better than watching it on film. We're so concentrated on criticizing the actor/actress that we forget to actually watch the movie xD..or maybe that's just me. But yeah.

OOH! I watched Batman yesterday at GSC, and mannnnn. They really could've picked a better actress for Rachel. She's not all that pretty. I mean..she's pretty, just doesn't look like Batman's standard >.>; And Joker was so scheming-ish. Prove to everyone that even the most honoured and greatest man can fall and turn to insanity, brilliant.

You either die as a hero, or you see yourself live long enough to become the villain.

Taaa. ^_^

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse: Instant worry.

I...i'm afraid i've become obsessed with Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun (the latter not existing yet, but i've read a bit about it, and i'm still obsessed)

I haven't actually read Eclipse yet. Rachel's copy is still there on the bench, right where I left it, staring at me. I can't read it yet, not after how much Twilight and New Moon has made me neglect my homework and chores and...uh living like a normal human xD been cooped up in my room all day lately just reading and reading and reading, refusing to shower or have any human contact at all. It's scary.

I didn't go to school today (Sab's going to yell at me for this) because I accidentally fell asleep in front of the computer after reading about Midnight Sun and completely forgot about my homework and other miscellaneous duties I was supposed to do. So I woke up this morning to mom knocking on my door trying to wake me up for school. I made a face lol and she asked me if I got any sleep yesterday. I said no (which is true, because I really didn't get any sleep. It's partly my body's fault too. It's that time of the month) and she said that I was right, the books aren't good for me. xD

Considering the fact that I have free time today, I continue to feed my obsession by going to websites about Twilight 8D. So far, i've watched the trailer, read about Stephenie's view on the movie, the blog, took a look at some pictures from behind the scenes, and an actual scene from the movie, and I have to say something:

There is something immensely wrong with Edward's hair.

It looks so dry. NO NO NO. This can't be! It's supposed to be lustrous and uh..flowy like. And I hate how Bella reminds me of Michelle Ryan (that actress from Bionic Woman) because I dislike that show. I don't really hate the show, it's just annoying. It's like...she's so gatal. Or something like that. Haha @ trailer. Bella looks so scared she's talking so fast.

Bella: How old are you?
Edward: ...81. I'm a pedophile.

Lolololol. xD

Um. But I have to say the eye candy is incredible for this movie >_>; -crawls into a dark corner-

Ah..must resist from reading. Sabs, bring those books to school. I think i'll buy them. Before that though, please somebody chop my hands off so that I can't pick up Eclipse right now and start reading. It's frustrating and I feel so guilty but it's so good.

*suddenly remembers what Sab said about anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening* xD

I'll say this one is immoral. I also now have the urge to draw vampires and stuffz. Goth is not working for me.

*cringes*

Sunday, July 13, 2008

My beloved Oreo.

I know it's been almost a week since Oreo died, but I can't get that horrifying cat shriek out of my head. It's terrible.

I don't want to think about it =_=

Anyway, there's a reason I sometimes refuse/resist from reading good books. They always make me forget about reality =( like Twilight. Damn you Twilight. I hate you for ending. I refused to shower all day today to finish reading it xD I mean, that was until mom started glaring at me that I just took a quick shower, prayed and stuff then straight to the book.

But just in case, I spread my math book and pencils around me to make it look like I was doing homework at the same time lolol.

But seriously, books like these make me feel horrible. As in like, I don't want it to end, but I want to get it overwith so that I can get on with my life xD but...I don't want to.

Rachel's going to lend me New Moon and Eclipse tomorrow, and I can't wait. Honestly I think my homework will go unattended to for the next couple of days..not like there's any difference there xD haha.

I have to say though the past week hasn't been a good week. My neighbour was in the hospital getting surgery (but it seems that she's okay now so never mind), my grandmother was in the hospital too but she was released on..Wednesday I think. But I went to visit her on Friday and yesterday she started feeling pain in her chest again and she's been re-admitted.

Oh, and my cat got run over and I had to watch it die in it's own pool of blood. As mentioned earlier.

*sigh*

Btw, I need to get this off my chest. I've been arguing with this gay guy on forums about hijabs all week and i'm exhausted.

By exhausted I mean that i'm absolutely annoyed at him and I feel like slapping him with his own purse. Just because you read the Quran 3 times, probably from some website with the wrong translation like the ones that depict Muslims as blood-thirsty terrorists who are hell-bent on destroying those who are not in Islam, DOESN'T MEAN that whatever you say is correct. And you dare bad-rep me because you think I got my facts wrong? I've been learning about Islam almost my whole LIFE! And of course I don't know everything but i'm quite sure Muslim women have to cover up. Jeez.

Also, just to clear any confusion up, we're not really hell-bent on whooping non-muslims asses. We just fight to protect ourselves, not to attack. Only when we're provoked and we have no other choice, we are forced to use...force. Lmao.

Don't worry, seriously. I don't get why people think Muslims are any different than your average person. e_e