I heard rumors that Robert Pattinson said he was creeped out by Stephanie Meyer's writing.
“When I read it, I was convinced Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and it was like a book that wasn’t supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, ‘Oh I’ve had this dream about this really sexy guy,’ and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, ‘This woman is mad. She’s completely mad and she’s in love with her own fictional creation.’ And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It’s kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways.”
Weh-he-hell buddy, what kind of actor can't respect the author of the book the movie which YOU ARE ACTING IN is based on? Not to mention that you're playing one of the main characters in the book. God. If you don't like the story then gtfo. We could use someone better anyway. Your jaw looks weird. Your hair looks stiff, and you died in your last movie. >:|
AND TAKE YOUR BUTT SHOWING TIGHT PANTS BELLA WITH YOU.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
A silent plea for courage.
Lol, you'd think that the title has something to do with doing something noble, but no. It's not. It's about picking up the courage to take free knitting classes at Queensbay xD
If you'd go to...I think maybe the highest shopping floor, on the same floor where you'll find the games stores, on the opposite side there'll be a craft store. They provide FREE knitting classes, and I'd like to go.
I went there today to buy some more yarn for my Ma Cobb hat lol. My mom had to wait in the car because she says she's not very good at parking in Queensbay (don't ask xD) so I ran to find the store because for some reason, I can get lost in Queensbay mall. Anyway, I went straight to buy some circular needles too, and the owner of the shop looked worried because I think he thinks I don't know how to knit.
Which I don't, but that's not the point.
So while I was paying for my yarn, he started explaining about all these different types of yarn on this huge shelf behind him. Any other day i'd happily listen (even though I felt my feminine side challenged by his broad knowledge about yarn) but my mom was waiting. Then I noticed the 'FREE LESSONS' sign on the wall.
I'd love to learn more, but as we all know, we're turning into Fifth formers next year, which means SPM. So I can't learn about all this just yet. It'd be like taking secret guitar lessons behind my mother's back (shh. >_>)
Besides, all the other "students" there consists of 20-30 year old Chinese ladies. Ah, I feel left out. D:
PS: Also got a haircut today. Haha. Some boy (maybe Form 1 or 2) was sitting next to me because he came with his mom, wouldn't stop looking at my awful hair. GEEZ MAN IT'S RUDE TO STARE.
If you'd go to...I think maybe the highest shopping floor, on the same floor where you'll find the games stores, on the opposite side there'll be a craft store. They provide FREE knitting classes, and I'd like to go.
I went there today to buy some more yarn for my Ma Cobb hat lol. My mom had to wait in the car because she says she's not very good at parking in Queensbay (don't ask xD) so I ran to find the store because for some reason, I can get lost in Queensbay mall. Anyway, I went straight to buy some circular needles too, and the owner of the shop looked worried because I think he thinks I don't know how to knit.
Which I don't, but that's not the point.
So while I was paying for my yarn, he started explaining about all these different types of yarn on this huge shelf behind him. Any other day i'd happily listen (even though I felt my feminine side challenged by his broad knowledge about yarn) but my mom was waiting. Then I noticed the 'FREE LESSONS' sign on the wall.
I'd love to learn more, but as we all know, we're turning into Fifth formers next year, which means SPM. So I can't learn about all this just yet. It'd be like taking secret guitar lessons behind my mother's back (shh. >_>)
Besides, all the other "students" there consists of 20-30 year old Chinese ladies. Ah, I feel left out. D:
PS: Also got a haircut today. Haha. Some boy (maybe Form 1 or 2) was sitting next to me because he came with his mom, wouldn't stop looking at my awful hair. GEEZ MAN IT'S RUDE TO STARE.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Tag. YOU'RE IT. *run*
Okay, so I know I owe some people a bunch of tags, but i'll just do the latest one. xD
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-Your name-
Dear Sabs,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your closet and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy statue. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I did a sex change. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today a new life as a clone.
Your everlasting enemy,
Pochi
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1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - ManO.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - OpenHeroes - Frostbitten
Lost - HighHouse - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - SenileTop Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college10.
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
I tag:
Err..Adilla.
Was there a specific number of people i'm supposed to tag? xD
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-Your name-
Dear Sabs,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your closet and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy statue. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I did a sex change. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today a new life as a clone.
Your everlasting enemy,
Pochi
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1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - ManO.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - OpenHeroes - Frostbitten
Lost - HighHouse - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - SenileTop Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college10.
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
I tag:
Err..Adilla.
Was there a specific number of people i'm supposed to tag? xD
Well didn't I have the shock of my life on the toilet this morning
I'm currently staying at Seri Pacific Hotel (I don't like the new name, I prefer Pan Pacific much more). So this morning, while I was taking care of some business in the bathroom, I opened up the newspaper to find...
Michael J. a Muslim.
Oh gosh, lol. For some reason I thought Shahira will find this interesting. xD Oh wow. Mom said she's heard rumors of it before. Here's a link to the story. Mikaeel. Angel. >_>
Whoah. I can't imagine running into him one day, saying Assalamualaikum and hear from him
''Waalaikumussalam".
PS: Shadep. I know the chances of me running into him at all is already like one in 129384273847878457439123.
Michael J. a Muslim.
Oh gosh, lol. For some reason I thought Shahira will find this interesting. xD Oh wow. Mom said she's heard rumors of it before. Here's a link to the story. Mikaeel. Angel. >_>
Whoah. I can't imagine running into him one day, saying Assalamualaikum and hear from him
''Waalaikumussalam".
PS: Shadep. I know the chances of me running into him at all is already like one in 129384273847878457439123.
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