Friday, July 18, 2008

*picks nose*

There's no denying it. Everybody picks their nose, it's just a matter of when and where xD I guess the bathroom would be the most appropriate place to do it. But...where's the worst I wonder? =D Maybe while you're walking and someone takes a snapshot of you, or maybe when you thought no one was watching, suddenly your crush comes walking past and saw XD OR! OR MAYBE, while you're at school in front of Miss K.

That'd be a nightmare.

Anyway, the only reason i'm rambling on about people picking their noses is because I just snorted up some Ice Lemon tea D: wanted to be fast fast, I guess I tilted the tin too high up and a few drops went into my nose. Thank God i'm in dad's office, I can choke all I want to lol.

Hmm, now I remember. Last Wednesday our school had this ceramah about HIV/AIDS. I think it would've been quite interesting if I hadn't slept through the whole thing, due to my recent obsession of Twilight and such (didn't get enough sleep). But anyway, that doesn't matter...well okay, I guess it kinda does. Now I feel scared and uninformed, like as if I can get AIDS any second now. I'm being paranoid I know but like, lmao.

But what I really wanted to tell you guys is this incident that happened while me and Maz were walking back from the staff room before the ceramah. I'm not mad or upset about it or anything, it's just..funny lol. Kinda hilarious after Maz told me what I said. Anyway, Maz and I were walking back from the staff room because we wanted to see if Ms. Salfini still wanted us to stay back from chem. We couldn't find her, so we proceeded to going back into the hall. Unfortunately for me, I have a small bladder. So I needed to go to the toilet.

You see, when I need to pee REALLY bad, I don't really concentrate on the way I walk. In fact, I look pretty ridiculous at the time. Like some guy trying to kepit kepit his thingy to look like a girl (oh yes, this happens). So I walked slowly, unintentionally dragging my shoes.

And we all know what happens when you drag your shoes in SGGS as a student.

I was so close to the toilet...so close. I passed by a teacher (I won't mention her name lol) and wished her good afternoon. Then she started yelling at me xD I was like..swt. Maz was like..o.o It was so sudden I swear we didn't see it coming lol. She continued to yell at me. I thought she was complaining about how I walked. You know, how unlady-like it looks (which I agree XD) so I was trying to explain to her that I really needed to use the bathroom. But she kept yelling. And I went on and on blabbering, trying to explain the situation and what caused the pelikness of my walking.

Teacher: WHY MUST WALK LIKE THAT? CANNOT WALK PROPERLY KA?
Me: No..teacher, I really need to use the toilet..this is-
Teacher: NEED TO USE THE TOILET THEN GO LAH, WHY MUST TELL THE WORLD WITH YOUR FEET?
Me:...eh, what's wrong with my feet?
Teacher: WHY MUST YOU DRAAAG YOUR FEET LIKE THAT? WHY-

*A group of Malay girls walks by, dragging their shoes*

Teacher: *grabs a hard-cover book and smacks their butt*
Me: O_O
Malay girls: o.O what the..
Teacher: WALK PROPERLY LA, LIFT YOUR FEET.
Me: But teacher...I just really need to use the toilet, I don't normally drag my sho-
Teacher: SAY 'SORRY TEACHER, I WON'T DO IT AGAIN'. NO NEED TO GIVE EXCUSE EXCUSE
Me: *gives up*...sorry teacher *smiles awkwardly*
Teacher: Ha, go!
Me: *runs to toilet*

The reason I ran was because I could see this other teacher closing up on us and she looked like she wanted to join in with the yelling. o_o;

Ah, well. Still funny lol. Such a fun school. I really hope no teacher reads this and starts talking about it at perhimpunan again. :| i'm not insulting anyone really (other than myself if you haven't noticed) and i'm not complaining about the school.

Maz was wondering later why I was talking about something else when the teacher asked me a different question XD ahhhh. I'm so sorry Maz that you had to be dragged into the situation. Kesian you :[

Also, that magazine cover of Edward and Bella looks..disturbing. The guy's got his shirt unbuttoned and like..wth. Doesn't look like it fits with the book at all. xD I'll put a picture here later.

See, this is why reading it is always better than watching it on film. We're so concentrated on criticizing the actor/actress that we forget to actually watch the movie xD..or maybe that's just me. But yeah.

OOH! I watched Batman yesterday at GSC, and mannnnn. They really could've picked a better actress for Rachel. She's not all that pretty. I mean..she's pretty, just doesn't look like Batman's standard >.>; And Joker was so scheming-ish. Prove to everyone that even the most honoured and greatest man can fall and turn to insanity, brilliant.

You either die as a hero, or you see yourself live long enough to become the villain.

Taaa. ^_^

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